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Cuisine Week at The Zed Word

When popular zombie blog The Zed Week celebrates an event known as Cuisine Week, you can sure as hell bet that it is going to be interesting. I can tell you straight-out that your favorite foods will definitely not be on the menu. In fact, there is only one item to be served. And that’s you. Very rare and very bloody. Tartare to the extreme. So what is happening over at the Zed Word? Straight from the zombie’s mouth: … Read entire article »

Filed under: Odds and Ends, Other Zombie Web Sites

Yahoo Answers Takes on the Zombie Apocalypse

I’ve never quite understood the subtleties and mysteries of Yahoo answers. I guess it’s something about answering questions for points which, er, raises you in level so you can become the uber answerer thus earning you first in line at the local car wash. Or something. Well, someone asked a pretty interesting question. Is zombie meat really edible in the upcoming zombie apocalypse. If it is, well, that solves a lot of problems with the whole gathering of food problem. Granted, your local zombie won’t taste like a fine T-Bone steak, but it would fill your belly. … Read entire article »

Filed under: Humor

A Glimpse of a Zombie Apocalypse

For the record, I loathe snow. When the skies turn into a mixture of grey and white then vomit out that icy celestial dandruff, I lower my head in both pain and dread because it means that I will have to shovel the mother of all driveways. My driveway eats other driveways. If there wasn’t a street at the end of it, it would make for the best sledding hill. As it stands, it is a great free standing laboratory for studying repetitive injuries. Thankfully, we were spared the horrors or horrors that hit DC this past weekend, but even if we were hit, I wouldn’t have minded because I kept seeing this word everywhere: Snowpocalypse. … Read entire article »

Filed under: Post-Apocalyptic

Zombie Wedding Cake

This is an oldie but goodie that made the rounds through the intertubes last year. As you know, what is old is new again (unless we’re talking about my car). I posted this cake sometime back but seeing as how I’m in a lazy mood today, I’m pillaging the archives. The cake itself pretty awesome. Who needs a dancing bride and groom when there are chainsaws to be passed out. The spatters of blood along the sides of the cake really make this puppy sparkle. Check it out and despair. Zombie Wedding Cake (flickr.com … Read entire article »

Filed under: Humor, Odds and Ends