A World On Fire – A Zombie Blog

For those of you with nieces and nephews with a dark bent, or if you feel the need to snuggle with your own half alive, half dead zombie plush toy, you should check out this little guy. Believe it or not, but he even comes with his own birth certificate which is ironic. I’m guessing the birth certificate is really a statement of authenticity being these dolls are probably handmade. The funny thing about this shop is that they are having sale right now. The plush zombie used to cost 39.95, but now you can pick it up at a low price of 39.95. That’s a saving of no cents than you can take straight to the bank! This zombie is based off a collection of … Read entire article »

If you’d like a little cute little boy or girl staring up at you with hungry, yes very hungry, eyes, then you should check out Pocket Zombies. This is a new line of toys to bring out the cute zombie in each of us. These bad boys (and girls) haven’t reached retail yet, but it looks like they are being manufactured as you read this. To find out more information, head over the Pocket Zombies website. Pocket Zombies (pocketzombies.com … Read entire article »

With December just around the corner, we are entering the time of gift giving. Alas, we are also entering the time of ulcer receiving. For some, this is the busiest time of year coupled with all the stress produced from traveling from one side of the globe to the other in order to be basted by Uncle Vernon’s bizarre politics or Aunt Betty’s uncontrollable flatulence. It’s the holidays and if killing were legal, then there would be no lines at the airport this time of year. Being we don’t live in a bizzaro world, we have to make do with what we got. Introducing the dismemberment zombie. I really need this on my desk at work. There would be no better feeling than ripping off … Read entire article »

Awhile back, I found an awesome Shaun of the Dead figure that would be perfect in every living room. Today, I just found the other half of the equation. Ed. Yes, he’s dead but as we know, he still plays video games. This is a pretty cool figure. I gotta say, I like the chains on his hands and legs. And the garden gnome is a nice touch. Shaun of The Dead – Zombie Ed (toyglobe.com … Read entire article »

With the holiday season just around the corner, it’s a great time to pick up some zombie creations for your zombie loving friends or family. Or even better, introduce the youngings to our wonderful flesh eating friends. This figure is pretty cool. If you check out a different angle of it, you’ll see that the zombie’s victim has a nasty gash running the length of his throat. Also the torn mouth smile of our zombie friend makes me smile a little. Biohazard : Figure Collection Vol.2 Zombie (yesasia.com … Read entire article »

A little late for Halloween, but if you want to get your child dressed up for Thanksgiving dinner, this is definitely the outfit. This outfit depicts a skateboarding zombie although the skateboard isn’t included nor is the boy who is supposed to wear it. Since getting bit by a zombie, this skateboarding punk is much nicer. Granted, he will still eat you limb from limb, but that’s actually generous compared to when he was alive. Boys Zombie Skate Punk – Medium … Read entire article »

Do you have an upcoming anniversary and need to find the perfect gift? Or how about an upcoming baby shower with an already filled registry. Have no fear. The perfect gift is here. As seen in the movie The Thing, this bust replicates the thing’s hasty retreat as the head tore off the body, grew legs, and scuttled out of danger. Of course, this scene was a little bit disturbing due to my irrational fear of disembodied heads, and of course, spiders. Note … if you are a fan of The Thing (like me) and if you are interested in reading the short story that it was based, check out Who Goes There? by John Campbell (pdf). It’s a great read. Now Playing the Thing Spider … Read entire article »

If there’s Who’s Who in Zombieland, the first entry would be Bub. He’s probably my favorite zombie, but more importantly, at least to me, he was my utmost limit for the whole “sentient zombie” thing. Land of the Dead took it too far for me. I’ll like my zombies dumb and while there might be fragments of their previous self, I like those fragments to be obscured by the whole zombie process. Here’s the description of the figure: Bubâs accessories include headphones & tape recorder, razor, gun and reward bucket. Bub is listed as being the first figure in a Day of the Dead series. Easily the most memorable of a clambering horde of zombies, the infinitely sympathetic Bub had the noteworthy distinction of bringing virtually the highest moral … Read entire article »

Here’s something for both the animal lover and the zombie lover … a nice collection of rotting animals that would just love tear your throat out. Aptly labeled the Zombie Pet Shoppe, this collection of figures would go nicely on a vegetarian’s birthday cake :) Then again, my wife, being a vegetarian, would probably choke me with them. The product features are pretty good … Check it out: * After a hard day of relentless pursuits and brain-eating, it’s always comforting to come home to a cute little rabid zombie pet. * That’s why many zombies are shuffling over to the Zombie Pet Shoppe to find a companion. * Inside, they can choose from all sorts of decaying undead pets that are … Read entire article »

I’m told that we all like babies. This may or may not be true, but one thing that brings out the warm heart of any of us is a zombie baby. Not because a zombie baby is cuter than a regular baby, but rather because a zombie baby will try to eat through your chest. This zombie baby is a puppet which would make for a hilarious gag post pregnancy for visiting friends and family. Zombie Baby (amazon.com … Read entire article »