This article reminds of an old Mystery Science Theater episode where Joel and the bots watched an old episode of Gamera. In it, they sang, “Gamera! Gamera! Gamera is really neat. He is filled with turtle meat”. Well, if you’ve always wanted to take a bite out of a zombie and you were too shy to ask, you might want to head over to Japan and pick yourself up a package of Zombie Jerky.

No. I’m not making this up. Don’t take it from me. Take it from the blogger:

This zany Japanese delicacy, which claims to be aged in the haunted graveyards of Japan, is probably just jerky with blue food coloring in it. But really, can we be sure? For all we know, digested brains could end up being blue and jerky-like. And if you’re sure that’s not the case, you should probably stop eating so many brains.

This just sounds like the greatest invention ever. How amazing would it be to find yourself being eaten by zombies while you were eating some zombie jerky? In any case, check out the article for a good laugh. And remember, if someone is selling this stuff homemade, you might want to pass on it.

Role Reversal: Humans Can Now Eat Zombies, Thanks to Japanese Jerky (geekosystem.com <- new window)