There are bloody curdling zombies. There are zombies that will pin you to the wall with fear. There are zombies that will make laugh to your bones. Alas, I do not believe that I have ever seen a zombie so horrific to equal the sight of Ben Stiller dressed as a Na’vi alien from Avatar. I don’t know why it bothers me so much to see all the different pictures of him, but the sooner it fades into the fog of lost memories, the happier I will be.

When I first moved to Los Angeles in the late nineties, I was unfortunate enough to get stuck in Oscars traffic. My car was surrounded by limos which was plenty distracting, but it was the swarm of helicopters circling overhead that genuinely unnerved me. I felt like I were the target of police chase. During my final months in LA, the scene repeated itself with Grammy traffic instead so in a way, I’ve attended both ceremonies in some weird way ;)

In any case, I bumped into this trailer the other day over at Cracked. I simply adore it. It nails everything with my only nitpick being the Avatar reference. That said, check it out for a good laugh.

A Trailer for Every Academy Award Winning Movie Ever (cracked.com <- new window)