Imagine the scenario … the world is in flames. Friends, neighbors, loved ones have succumbed to the ongoing zombie apocalypse, forcing you to kill them for your own survival. Life is a daily grind of running from one safe house to another, doing your best to barricade yourself from the horde only to have the walking dead overcome your defenses each and every time.

In time, you adjust to the horror and during the dull moments in this new life, you might even find yourself liking it. In fact, you might even want to dance to it.

Introducing a zombie survival kit with bright blue lights that will bring back the rave to your dead world. At night, you can dance. During the day, you can use one of the two machetes or take a firearm of your choice.

No … this isn’t made up. I discovered this on AllThingsZombie. The kits creator is looking for advice on what to do with it. If you like, I’d head on over there and give him a price. Hopefully, the walking dead won’t be included.

Zombie Survival Kit: Battlers of the Undead (allthingszombie.com <- new window)