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Has the Zombie Apocalypse Already Started?

US Zombie DepartmentI just saw this on Digg tonight and it gave me a little chuckle. Truth be told, if the dead did start rising from their graves and eating plain old regular folk, you can put down hard cash on the fact that the government will do anything in its power to coverup the affair, lest panic sweep ahold of the nation. But sometimes, the government can’t help but be the government and all their sneaking around will do little difference when agents drive vans as the one depicted in this picture.

Who knows? Maybe they are employing the old time tactic of hiding in plain sight. Most likely someone forgot to mention the whole covert thing to the painter in charge. In any case, it’s time to lock and load people. It looks like the enemy is well past the gates and is now putting on bibs for dinner.

New Government Agency Picture (nitrobahn.com <- new window)

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One Response to "Has the Zombie Apocalypse Already Started?"

  1. If there was a zombie outbreak the gov’t wouldn’t have to do anything to cover it up. All they would have to do is act as if the idea of an actual zombie infestation was the most absurd concept ever and let the conspiracy theorists bury the truth in a heap of fantasy and speculation.

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