Jess d’Arbonne, the local zombie expert in Denver, Colorado, discovered a new application for the iPhone that provides zombie pickup lines. That’s right … if you die and become a zombie, you can access your iPhone in an attempt to have full on rotting zombie sex. You really have to see it to believe it. From the article:

Lines like “If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me and let me eat it?” and “I love you for your brain” aren’t far from what a living male would say to an attractive female in a crowded bar, and perhaps that’s what makes “Zombie Pickup Lines” so funny. Whether he’s a zombie or just an average guy, his pickup line tells you he really only wants one thing.

If I do come back from the dead as a zombie, I think the last thing I’d want to do is have sex with someone, especially if I felt an uncontrollable urge to eat human flesh. I think a better app would human recipes because after eating so many people raw, you might grow tired of the taste after awhile. That said, you might want to try some of these out on real people. Just make sure to have plenty of ice on hand as your cheek will be looking like hamburger meat by the end of the night.

iPhone helps zombies get laid… and fed (examiner.com <- new window)