Lifesize Jason Vorhees
The holiday season may be over, but it’s never too late to give the gift of an unstoppable killing machine. Just put the robotic Jason in the giftee’s closet, turn Jason “on” (the electronic way, not the Barry White way), and wait for the screams to begin.
This life size figure stands over six feet tall, sports a fake machete, and movable eyes. It even whispers the famous Friday the 13th creep out music, “Cha, Cha, Cha – Ahh, Ahh, Ahh”. Thankfully, you can take him apart for easy storage (just like in the films).
Alas, Jason doesn’t come cheap. Clocking a two hundred and fifty dollar price tag, this serial killer is way beyond the realm of impulse purchase and deep in the territory of hardcore horror junky.
Just a note … this figure is not intended to be used in other countries. The website reasons that the incompatible current will give you problems, but I think it’s because Canadians would ask Jason to play a round of hockey as opposed to being scared.
6′ Life Size Jason Voorhees (partybell.com <- new window)
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