Zombie Survival Kits
In all the zombie attacks I’ve survived (and yes, I’ve survived many of them), the dead never really announce of themselves. Usually what happens is I’ll be working around the house, and then some corpse wanders into my living room looking for a snack. There’s a lot stumbling going on as I improvise different weapons until finally I manage to decapitate the devil’s spawn head with my wife’s laptop.
Thankfully, a new company has been formed to deal with this such issue. Known simply as “In Case of Zombies”, this company sells glass cases that holds both firearms and twinkees. When the zombies do attack, just break the glass and grab the weapons. Some of the cases start under fifty bucks, but one case goes for just under five grand. Thankfully it does include a semi-automatic rifle and a machete.
Sure, you might live an area that isn’t very zombie accessible, but why flirt with danger? As the saying goes, a good defense is a good offense and a bad offense is zombie lunch. Or something like that.
In Case of Zombies (incaseofzombies.com <- new window)
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