When the zombie apocalypse does come, you’re going to need plenty of tools. Not just ordinary tools. But zombie tools. Thankfully, there is a site that is providing such tools early so there is plenty of time to stock up on them.

So what tools might these be? Rope? Maybe a sleeping bag with mosquito repellent? Nope. Knives. More like machetes really.

So who are these guys. From the FAQ:

We are swordsmen and metalsmiths who create blades, and soon, other gear, that will increase your odds of surviving a zombie apocalypse. Beyond zombies, there’s no shortage of speculation these days that our culture lives just a good shock or two away from some serious destabilization. Pandemic, natural disaster, economic collapse, political upheaval—all have the potential to turn our world on its head and put you in a situation where your survival is in your hands. And should that happen, we’d rather our hands be holding something other than our dicks. We operate under the premise that if you’re prepared for zombies, you’re prepared for anything.

Needless to say, they make some kick ass blades. Check it out.

Zombie Tools (zombietools.net <- new window)