I don’t really get the whole Twilight thing. I get that it’s a romantic story about walking, talking, and thinking corpses (vampires are undead, after all) wooing young women, and maybe it’s the whole “I will love you for eternity” thing. Maybe the women in the audience can clarify the attraction, but I’m guessing if Prince Charming did show up on your doorstep as a vampire, the relationship would probably evolve into something like this after two hundred years.
In any case, I stumbled onto this page today which ended up coating my monitor with coffee. It’s a pretty image which depicts how Twilight should really end. This is absolutely golden.
If Only This Were Twilight 3 (unrealitymag.com <- new window)