A Very Zombie Christmas
With Thanksgiving now in the rear view mirror and Christmas less than a month from now, it’s time to prepare for the onslaught of Christmas themed zombie merchandise. Here’s the first book out of the gate sent over by zombie chum himself, Jamie.
Titled, It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies: A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols by Michael Spradin you’ll be able to enjoy the holidays singing about the unflinching animated corpses that would like nothing better than to sink its decaying teeth into the back of your neck.
Here’s a better description on it:
IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE ZOMBIES takes over two dozen of our most beloved Christmas carols and shreds them limb from limb, rewriting them from a zombie’s point-of-view. Tiny tots’ eyes are no longer aglow-they’re in a bowl. And Mommy’s not kissing Santa under the mistletoe-she’s chewing his face. Nobody-not Rudolph, Old Saint Nick, or even those three Wise Guys who traveled afar-is spared when the undead come knocking.
I’d pay good money to have a bunch of people move from house to house, book in hand, and sing to the warm hearted folks about the death and dismemberment in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.
A Zombie Christmas (zombiecarols.com <- new window)
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