With December just around the corner, we are entering the time of gift giving. Alas, we are also entering the time of ulcer receiving. For some, this is the busiest time of year coupled with all the stress produced from traveling from one side of the globe to the other in order to be basted by Uncle Vernon’s bizarre politics or Aunt Betty’s uncontrollable flatulence.

It’s the holidays and if killing were legal, then there would be no lines at the airport this time of year. Being we don’t live in a bizzaro world, we have to make do with what we got. Introducing the dismemberment zombie. I really need this on my desk at work. There would be no better feeling than ripping off this little fella’s head when I MUST make a twelve o’clock deadline and it’s already two thirty.

According to the manufacturer:

The Dismember-Me Plush Zombie begs to be torn limb from limb. After all he is a decaying re-animated corpse turned into irresistible cuddly plush. Rip off an arm… he doesn’t mind. Tear him in half.. he’ll barely notice. Pull off his legs… ok now he’s getting a bit annoyed. Steal his brain… now you’ve really done it. Keep your teddy bears under close guard tonight because undead plush have come back from hell to walk the earth.

This sounds like an awesome toy that could probably be deducted from your taxes as a work related charge. In any case, check it out and despair.

Dismember-Me Plush Zombie (thinkgeek.com <- new window)