Want to know how will do when pitted against an endless horde of flesh eating zombies? Well, Jamie sent me this quiz yesterday which attempts to assess your ability in surviving a zombie apocalypse. It checks all sorts of things from firearm knowledge to gore shock, then assigns you a percentage. Jamie was very proud of his thirty percent chance of survival. I figured I’d be somewhere north of fifty percent. Turns out, I have a one percent chance of survival.

Yes. A one percent.

I am THAT guy. The guy who isn’t looking and stumbles into a horde. I’m the guy who says, “I’ll be right back” before never coming back. I’m the guy who gives zombies a full stomach. So if we ever find ourselves trapped in a zombie apocalypse, I’ll make sure to enter all rooms first, wearing my best ketchup flavored shoes and a striking mayonnaise smeared tie.

Quiz of the Dead (gotoquiz.com <- new window)